well i've officially found the local nude beach (how very california is that?) i was riding my beach cruiser (i.e. my shinny new periwinkle bicycle) along the cliffs overlooking the pacific (my street) when i saw a few fat, very naked, old blobs standing knee deep in the ocean (its quite cold too!) i did a double take but thought it better not to stare. today, while on the same route, my suspicions were confirmed. why aren't nude beaches full of all the fit folks? why is it everyone oversized and 'reclaiming their bodies' at age 55 with mondo rolls? why not show respect for ones body by hitting the gym once or twice before heading out in broad daylight flaunting all your business? don't get me wrong there's nothing shameful about the human form, and i know people come in all shapes and sizes, but the irony is that the only people on that nude beach were massively out of shape. at 22 and 110 lbs I would pick a place a bit more secluded, but eh only in california.
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